Hater Gaytion

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow
when you can get milk
for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80%
of women are against
marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They
irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The
older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather ..... Nothing
can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders .... You
need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are ! like ......Chocolate Bars
.... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ......
You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores .....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They
usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They
satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms .... You
never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ....
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ....Parking Spots
....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable
women you know, as well as
to any understanding good-natured,
fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough
to know !!!!!!!!!!