Don't Hate, Masturbate!

I am so tired of all this political shit! You Judge my life as if on the throne of God you sit!
Make amendments to limit my rights, It makes me want to knock out your lights!

You've commited adultery, cheated and stole, and for me you want the bell to toll?
Corruption abounds in both senate and house, It's the elephant stepping on the mouse.

What do you know of right or wrong, As you continue your lies and hit the bong!
Laugh because you think you're so much better, asshole please! I hear you a bed-wetter!

I bet you think it is about the other guy I write, 'cuz you an idiot who has no insight!
Your Daddy saved you from another war, Knowing nothing about it, into Iraq you tore!

I don't worry whether you read my blog, Can you even read? You're head is in the fog!
As I peruse the net I about explode, I hear your hatred and know your soul you've sold!

For power, prestige, money, what? You the dumbest motherfucker with a nut!
Your number two is a number two - and your sidekick, Rummy can barely tie his shoe.

So before you go and spread your hate, Head to the head to masturbate!
Maybe after you get some relief, You will quit putting queers through so much grief!