This is a tale of two lesbians, one of them butch the other one femme,
One was married the other lived in sin, one was sober the other liked the gin!

Many will say their souls they did sell, from God's grace that they fell,
Now they're going straight to hell, Judgmental "Christians" I do tell!

Back to the story at hand, the femme woman owned a lot of land,
Not far from the beach with black sand, the butch woman played in a band.

One night on the beach they did meet, the butch was the first to speak,
"I really need to take a leak", so to the femme's house they did sneak.

The butch woman came on strong, as she ripped off the femme's thong,
Strapped up with one thick and long, Afterward they both hit the bong!

It was laced with some coke, they both thought it was straight up smoke,
So they both took a toke - unfortunately it was some really bad dope!

The femme flipped and ran out the house, swearing she saw a 10' mouse,
The butch was naked on the couch, tripping that she was shooting grouse!

Next thing you know the house is on fire, much to the femme's ire,
the butch's situation was getting dire, drugs got her in this quagmire.

The butch was so pathetic, when the ambulance showed up with the paramedic,
"I thought these Butches were athletic", and then administered the anesthetic.

The house burned to the ground, not even the femme's thong was found,
The femme so gone didn't hear a sound, until the barking of the neighbor's hound.

They were both so wasted it was a shame, the house didn't go up in flame,
it was just the drugs playing a mind game, didn't even know each other's name!

Now the butch did need some help, she had swallowed too much kelp.
A pain like she had never felt, as over the throne her body knelt.

The femme finally came to her senses, realized she had lost her contact lenses,
Heard a noise behind her - she tenses, The time has come to mend some fences.

To AA she did go, the butch showed up, wouldn't you know.
"Are you my friend or foe?" "What I want is to be your beau!'

So together they built a life, in the country where there wasn't much strife.
But then shows up the butch's wife, and stabbed the femme with a "butcher" knife.

Before you think you might cheat, I strongly suggest you beat your meat!
A woman scorned won't go down in defeat, I guarantee she will bring the heat!