Get it Started

I'll take a doubleshot.
Double shot of what?
Doubleshot - u know, like a Frap! Starbucks!
A what?
A frappuccino man - where have u been?

You must b from Seattle.
Why u say that?
This is a bar - not a cafe!
So, u only serve alcohol?
What about your designated driver?

That's for the big city.
Out here we just help each other out.
Some even crash here until the hangover wears off.
Isn't that illegal?
Not if you're the Sheriff.

So is there something else I can get u?
Do u have a Guiness?
Wow, from a coffee to a dark beer!
We got it. Draught or can?
I'll take a draught. Thanks.

Any women around here?
Sure, they're all playing softball tonight.
I sponsor them, but I'm getting too old to go watch.
We took the championship last season.
This year they're more interested in free drinks!

Are they dykes?
What?
U know, dykes!
I guess I don't know the term, sorry!
Are they lezzies, man! U know!

Well I ain't sure what u're talking 'bout but if u mean queer, we don't have people like that 'round here.
They're dykes!
So what r u doing up here in this country?
Well, I needed to take a little vacation - get away from the city.
Do u have family up this way?

I used 2, I guess they've all moved or died since I was up this way last time.
What's your name?
Dan.
I meant your last name, maybe I know some of your relatives!
No, I doubt it - it doesn't matter anyhow!

Well Dan, how 'bout shooting a game of pool - it's on the house!
How 'bout u handing me over all your money - fool!
I said, "Give me your money" - Open up that cash register and put all the money in this bag!

Bang! Bang!

There's your Doubleshot!